Summer Fashion

Ok, before you flame us...again...we get it. Everybody is an individual and has their own style...but c'mon, man. Canal Fest takes place in JULY! Now granted, we haven't had the high heat and humidity so far like other years, but Canal Fest is not the time to bust out the wool socks and beanie, and then just in case, bring around the hoodie. And what goes better with black than, well, more black. And if we can be completely honest, you would have been better just buying a pair of pants. Because the shorts you have chosen are closer to flood pants, rather than shorts. Or possibly man-pris.

Dressed to the Nines

Is..is he wearing a bra? Anyways... We've hit the point before of dressing your age. And this again is an example of not dressing your age. Looking like a confused basketball player from Malibu, the overload of camo and printed shorts (Are those fish?) are just too much. And sweet socks, bro. The fact that he has the matching blue sunglasses makes us wonder if he has a pair for every outfit.

Booty Had Me Like

Sometimes, you could be sitting there enjoying some kettle corn, other times you could be playing I Got It! Truth is, you never know when the next Person of Canal Fest is going to walk, or in this case, ride, right past you. Which is why, even on the way to Canal Fest, you must have your cameras at the ready!

Tip of the hat to kgroves1989 who captured the moon in the sky early yester...wait! 'Tis no moon in the sky! Well, it's not the "super moon", as that was a couple days ago, but dayum. You know how the song goes... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...ah, hell, who am I kidding, it's not amore, it's disturbing. Hilarious, but disturbing.

Did You Miss Us?

Well, we'll be honest, we know the answer to that question is a resounding, "no", but we don't care. After a tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the sub-continent, we're back! And, normally, we're up for a big long write-up about our picture, but...c'mon. People...no. Just, no. This should serve as a public service announcement. Do not let loved one leave the house like this. It's for their own good.