Summer Fashion

Ok, before you flame us...again...we get it. Everybody is an individual and has their own style...but c'mon, man. Canal Fest takes place in JULY! Now granted, we haven't had the high heat and humidity so far like other years, but Canal Fest is not the time to bust out the wool socks and beanie, and then just in case, bring around the hoodie. And what goes better with black than, well, more black. And if we can be completely honest, you would have been better just buying a pair of pants. Because the shorts you have chosen are closer to flood pants, rather than shorts. Or possibly man-pris.

Dressed to the Nines

Is..is he wearing a bra? Anyways... We've hit the point before of dressing your age. And this again is an example of not dressing your age. Looking like a confused basketball player from Malibu, the overload of camo and printed shorts (Are those fish?) are just too much. And sweet socks, bro. The fact that he has the matching blue sunglasses makes us wonder if he has a pair for every outfit.

Booty Had Me Like

Sometimes, you could be sitting there enjoying some kettle corn, other times you could be playing I Got It! Truth is, you never know when the next Person of Canal Fest is going to walk, or in this case, ride, right past you. Which is why, even on the way to Canal Fest, you must have your cameras at the ready!

Tip of the hat to kgroves1989 who captured the moon in the sky early yester...wait! 'Tis no moon in the sky! Well, it's not the "super moon", as that was a couple days ago, but dayum. You know how the song goes... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...ah, hell, who am I kidding, it's not amore, it's disturbing. Hilarious, but disturbing.

Did You Miss Us?

Well, we'll be honest, we know the answer to that question is a resounding, "no", but we don't care. After a tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the sub-continent, we're back! And, normally, we're up for a big long write-up about our picture, but...c'mon. People...no. Just, no. This should serve as a public service announcement. Do not let loved one leave the house like this. It's for their own good.

A Bunch of Randoms II

As we do every year, to close it out, we present to you a bunch of randoms.  Some not funnny, some we think are funny, and others people slowly back out of the room with no sudden movements for as we laugh. Anyways, away we go!....

There's always one in the crowd. We really believe anything we say will really just be over-shadowed by the photo itself.

Diggin' it out. Even the best of us get a wedgie now and again. We prefer the big step, or even side step method.

Just get it right up in there. We weren't aware the fire department was now doing colonoscopies, but maybe they are trying to branch out.

Alright, take a guess. Why did we post this? We'll give you a second....outfit? Nope. They whole dancing with fire thing? Nope. Give up? The look on their face will give us nightmares for years. It looks as if they are going all crazed fire-wielding supervillian on us.

And sorry folks, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. This will end out broadcast year. We here on the PoCF team would like to apologize for the slightly down year. It was one of those years where the stars aligned and time was just not on our side.  However, we will be back. Oh yes, we promise that. And, if you think about it, we have nowhere to go but up. So ask for cameras for Christmas, or buy that shiney new cell phone, and get ready for 2013! As long as the world doesn't end in December, that is.

Coolest Old Man Ever

Usually, we're pretty good at showcasing the dirty, disgusting and well, let's face it, the funny.  But today, we'd like to take a moment to recognize probably the coolest old man ever. We have enough trouble getting our parents to use a DVR, cell phone or computer. But to be able to control a Segway!? People have died on those things...including the owner of the company. You sir, deserve a high five.

Thanks to Lincoln S for their submission.

Sick Outfit Bro

Yikes. Now, we've all been made fun of for what we were wearing. Sometimes deserved, other times not...however, this is one of those deserved times. Everytime we looked, we picked out something else. The Crocs and black socks...just dead sexy. The floral print shirt and shorts...eh, moving on. But I believe he got his hat from the Huggy Bear fall collection. On a personal note from the PoCF team, if you see any of us wearing something like this, please, make fun of us, it's the only way we'll learn.

Thanks to Kacy L. for their submission.

Sweet land of Liberty

She sure looks a whole lot different without the toga. Actually, it looks as if Max Headroom and the Statue of Liberty had a child. (Yes, a Max Headroom joke.  Look it up.) But again, wearing the foam hat, or going shirtless, or the underwear, or, well, you get the point...one their own, they were not enough.  But together, ah yes, together they create a perfect Canal Fest storm.

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'...

Alright people. Listen, we are so glad you are very comfortable with who you are.  That's just absolutely fantastic. But we, as a public service announcement, who like to make one thing clear. There are certain clothling items certain people should not wear. The PoCF staff does not walk around in thongs...well, at least in public. Why? Because nobody wants to see that.  Won't anybody think of the children!?

Thanks to Nic G. for his submission.

Weekend at Bernie's

Unlike the movie, we're betting when the music stops, he keeps going. However, like the movie, we're sure the party always seems to find him. Labatt draft kit, crazy party tenticle thingys...you know what, if he's handing out beer, we'll party with him. Maybe because we partly believe some crazy stuff could possibly happen by following this dude around.  Just like the movie! Party on!

Thanks to David K. for his submission.