Please turn in your man card

Now, we will admit, good job on scoring the hottie. Nice work. Eight thumbs up from the crew here at PoCF. But there is only two things that makes this acceptable. One, you're drunk, and you really have no idea what you're doing. I remember this one time Jimmy got up on the...he's looking at me angrily. Well, we won't share that story. Moving on... Two, you've taken enough allergy medication that, well...you're drunk. The pajama pants, the stuffed animal and the wig, all enough on their own to make you turn in your man card. You put them together, and it's one big giant mess. For your sake, we hope there is a really good reason.

Thanks to Stephanie for her submission.