Ban the bra!

I have a plea to the female members of our audience, so just hear me out. Now ladies, I understand it's been hot here. Very hot. And I can't imagine they are comfortable at all. However, please, for the love of God, and for the sake of the children, wear a bra!  Especially if you are going to watch the band and bounce up and down, dancing to the song. And if your boobs hang down to your belly button, you don't have a choice in the matter, a bra is a must. I understand you have lived a full life and feel you deserve to do what you please, but now I will wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares of what I witnessed. Yes, I witnessed this first hand. So go ahead, drive 20 in a 55, I don't care. Just don't leave the house without packing up the puppies!  Please, I beg of you!