It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...a bit of a gut...

Yes, thank you vigilant reader! Big ups to David K for sending in this one.  Not only for the picture, but finding out he calls himself, wait for it, Vapor Man! It is safe to say we are afraid to ask what his super power is. Releasing noxious fumes into the air rendering all within a ten foot radius unconscious. Using swamp gas to reflect the light from Venus off his suit to blind his opponent. Or, well, maybe something not so super...probably more along along the lines of being able to belch the alphabet in one shot. In either case, we have some advise. Now, as I look around the room, we are not the fittest of people. However, that being said, when choosing spandex, let's remember, that it doesn't hide much...or anything. Instead you look like a reject from a WWF D-Generation X skit from the late 90s. And if there was an emergency fifty feet away, something tells me Vapor Man would get winded running half that distance. At least have the decency to suck in the gut...unless you already are. In which case, maybe you should consider a gym, or possibly NOT DRESSING IN SPANDEX!

Thanks again to David K.