I Pity the Fool

Some people would say that hair makes a statement. What that statement is, on the other hand, I'm not sure. Maybe she's Mr. T's cousin. Nah, not enough gold chains. Or the mother of Legion of Doom member, Animal. Hmm...nope, no face paint. Or possibly she lost a bet. Eh, doubt it. Or she has been rebelling since 1982, and she refuses to let it grow back in. Plausible. Whatever the case may be, I'm sure it less entertaining than stuff I can think up.

Them Bones

First of all, ewww. Ok now, I don't care hot warm it is out, there comes a time when your age limits your clothing choices. God forbid Skeletor's top slips down and gives the Canal Fest faithful a show they will never forget...even after many years of therapy. I don't want to see my daughter in something like this, never mind my mother...or my grandmother. Age appropriateness goes both ways.