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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Shaman of Sexy


"Shirt: tight. Pants: tighter. Hair: flowing...sexiness achieved. Chin up, now strut..." Normally in this situation, I would recommend trying on pants just a size or so bigger. But instead, I see this as a very important part of evolution. Spencer coined the term "survival of the fittest." Darwin called it "natural selection." But this is "self regulated population control." Witness the limited blood flow to certain areas in the name of fashion. So, strut away, Fabio...strut away.
Posted by peopleofcanalfest at 3:59 PM
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    lmao!!! here he/she is... whats up princess?

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  2. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 11:40 PM

    i know himm hes really nice .http://www.facebook.com/matthew.stopani?ref=ts

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  3. MatthewJuly 30, 2010 at 9:33 AM

    OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. AHAHAHHA.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    lmfaooo work it mattchuuu (;

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  5. JuliaJuly 30, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

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