Parents of the Year

See, this is where the problem begins. This kid is going to grow up thinking it's perfectly fine to wear simply a wife beater in public. We have to nip this problem in the butt, people! This child will have enough problems from the deteriorating O-Zone layer, melting polar ice caps, and the inevitable alien invasion, the last thing he needs is to also end up on an episode of "Cops." Poor, poor children.