A Bunch of Randoms II

As we do every year, to close it out, we present to you a bunch of randoms.  Some not funnny, some we think are funny, and others people slowly back out of the room with no sudden movements for as we laugh. Anyways, away we go!....

There's always one in the crowd. We really believe anything we say will really just be over-shadowed by the photo itself.

Diggin' it out. Even the best of us get a wedgie now and again. We prefer the big step, or even side step method.

Just get it right up in there. We weren't aware the fire department was now doing colonoscopies, but maybe they are trying to branch out.

Alright, take a guess. Why did we post this? We'll give you a second....outfit? Nope. They whole dancing with fire thing? Nope. Give up? The look on their face will give us nightmares for years. It looks as if they are going all crazed fire-wielding supervillian on us.

And sorry folks, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. This will end out broadcast year. We here on the PoCF team would like to apologize for the slightly down year. It was one of those years where the stars aligned and time was just not on our side.  However, we will be back. Oh yes, we promise that. And, if you think about it, we have nowhere to go but up. So ask for cameras for Christmas, or buy that shiney new cell phone, and get ready for 2013! As long as the world doesn't end in December, that is.

Coolest Old Man Ever

Usually, we're pretty good at showcasing the dirty, disgusting and well, let's face it, the funny.  But today, we'd like to take a moment to recognize probably the coolest old man ever. We have enough trouble getting our parents to use a DVR, cell phone or computer. But to be able to control a Segway!? People have died on those things...including the owner of the company. You sir, deserve a high five.

Thanks to Lincoln S for their submission.

Sick Outfit Bro

Yikes. Now, we've all been made fun of for what we were wearing. Sometimes deserved, other times not...however, this is one of those deserved times. Everytime we looked, we picked out something else. The Crocs and black socks...just dead sexy. The floral print shirt and shorts...eh, moving on. But I believe he got his hat from the Huggy Bear fall collection. On a personal note from the PoCF team, if you see any of us wearing something like this, please, make fun of us, it's the only way we'll learn.

Thanks to Kacy L. for their submission.

Sweet land of Liberty

She sure looks a whole lot different without the toga. Actually, it looks as if Max Headroom and the Statue of Liberty had a child. (Yes, a Max Headroom joke.  Look it up.) But again, wearing the foam hat, or going shirtless, or the underwear, or, well, you get the point...one their own, they were not enough.  But together, ah yes, together they create a perfect Canal Fest storm.

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'...

Alright people. Listen, we are so glad you are very comfortable with who you are.  That's just absolutely fantastic. But we, as a public service announcement, who like to make one thing clear. There are certain clothling items certain people should not wear. The PoCF staff does not walk around in thongs...well, at least in public. Why? Because nobody wants to see that.  Won't anybody think of the children!?

Thanks to Nic G. for his submission.

Weekend at Bernie's

Unlike the movie, we're betting when the music stops, he keeps going. However, like the movie, we're sure the party always seems to find him. Labatt draft kit, crazy party tenticle thingys...you know what, if he's handing out beer, we'll party with him. Maybe because we partly believe some crazy stuff could possibly happen by following this dude around.  Just like the movie! Party on!

Thanks to David K. for his submission.

Sexy Can I

Sexy...available...fabulous...priceless. We suppose it's easy to find your "sexiest pants" when they are labeled, oh so nicely for you. We do, however, have a few questions... One, did you buy the pants because you needed to match the shirt, or vice-versa? Two, what happens if you end up in a relationship? Can you not wear the pants anymore? Three, did the tag on the pants suggest an open back shirt, or did that happen because it was simply too damn hot? Four, who would win in a fight, the pants or Right Said Fred? And finally, who the hell would buy "sexy" pants that look like caution tape from a construction zone? Well, we know the answer to one of those.

Thanks for Jen P. for her submission.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...a bit of a gut...

Yes, thank you vigilant reader! Big ups to David K for sending in this one.  Not only for the picture, but finding out he calls himself, wait for it, Vapor Man! It is safe to say we are afraid to ask what his super power is. Releasing noxious fumes into the air rendering all within a ten foot radius unconscious. Using swamp gas to reflect the light from Venus off his suit to blind his opponent. Or, well, maybe something not so super...probably more along along the lines of being able to belch the alphabet in one shot. In either case, we have some advise. Now, as I look around the room, we are not the fittest of people. However, that being said, when choosing spandex, let's remember, that it doesn't hide much...or anything. Instead you look like a reject from a WWF D-Generation X skit from the late 90s. And if there was an emergency fifty feet away, something tells me Vapor Man would get winded running half that distance. At least have the decency to suck in the gut...unless you already are. In which case, maybe you should consider a gym, or possibly NOT DRESSING IN SPANDEX!

Thanks again to David K.

Oh boy, are you as ready as we are!?

We are just under a month out from our favorite time of year! Well, ok, second favorite, because who doesn't love Flag Day!? But that's not the point! We are looking to have more fun than the previous two years combined! We'll laugh, we'll cry, and we're pretty damn sure we'll make another handful of people angry, but, well, our bad. So, call your friends, send a text, make a tweet, Facebook post, pager message, handwritten letter or send a smoke signal, just tell everybody that People of Canal Fest is back, baby! Let's get the cameras ready and make sure cell phones are charged, so we can get the very best our home-sweet-home of the Tonawanda's has to offer!