Sexy...available...fabulous...priceless. We suppose it's easy to find your "sexiest pants" when they are labeled, oh so nicely for you. We do, however, have a few questions... One, did you buy the pants because you needed to match the shirt, or vice-versa? Two, what happens if you end up in a relationship? Can you not wear the pants anymore? Three, did the tag on the pants suggest an open back shirt, or did that happen because it was simply too damn hot? Four, who would win in a fight, the pants or Right Said Fred? And finally, who the hell would buy "sexy" pants that look like caution tape from a construction zone? Well, we know the answer to one of those.
Thanks for Jen P. for her submission.
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